18. Tennessee Williams – Tried to open eye drop bottle with teeth, choked on cap.
17. Joe Orton – Bludgeoned to death by partner during domestic dispute.
16. Jean-Paul Sartre – Infected papercut.
15. Arthur Miller – Frowned for too long, too deep.
14. Noël Coward – Appeared in…
I may have gasped very loudly during the BOFA trailer when I heard Pippin’s song